Someone sent me the forward, and I had to try it, so me and ma made these turtle burgers on Saturday. Dunno if you can see 'em that well...but honestly they weren't much to look at. And no one needs to eat that much bacon on a burger with a hotdog...no no no. But we had fun being crafty. Speaking of turtles and food, I highly recommend the Ninja Turtle snowcone. They put grape and something green on it. I have had lots of snow cones this year because of my friends' stand, but there's something about that Ninja Turtle that has just the right about of sugar to prevent sleeping for the next 6 hours or so. Speaking of Ninja Turtles and childhood heroes like sugar, did you hear that the blue power ranger is gay? That's not really interesting news, but Wretched Radio has taught me to love segues. And Jesus. I mean, if I had love, I would. I mean...