Monday, May 24, 2010
I is ready for the weekend arredy. Come oooooon! This was from last year at the Rockin' G, the usual Memorial Day retreat location. Okay, so I dunno if it can be "usual" if I've only been once before, but I'm ready to go back. Hurry, weekend! Hurry, hurry, HURRY! They used to say in sports, "Be quick, but don't hurry." But, Mr. Weekend, I don't mind if you hurry. I would rather you were not quick, because that implies that you will be over soon. Please come to stay! Weekends for all time! You see, my dear Weekend - and I do hold you dear - I don't think I can live without you. In fact, I'm pretty sure I'm in love. If it's not love, what could it be? I want to spend the rest of my life with you, Weekend. I want to shout it to the whole world! I'm so in loooove! Wait. What? No, please don't leave me!! You'll come back, right? Please come back! I can't go on without you! I WON'T go on without you. Alright, as long as you promise to come back. When you come back, bring a ring. I'm gonna marry you, Mr. Weekend.