Rainy, the neighbor's cat. She has no tail. There are leaves on the ground. I woke up late again today. Volleyball was fun last night, but I yawned a lot. I aired up all the girls' basketballs and left the boys' balls flat, 'cause that's how I roll. There were about twice as many boys' balls as girls' balls. Those are the things that chap my hide...Title 9 my two fat titties! Oh, I prolly shouldn't say such things. I'm sure the financial numbers all add up somehow to equality. But that's prolly 'cause they count cheerleading as a sport. Go team!